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1.
Big Society 02:21
Sold your schools to the cheapest bidder Sold your health to the old GP Sold your soul to the work for nothing dole And a bloke who went to school with me He's an old Etonian, what's mine's me own And he's boiling up a pot for the tea party Slightly right of Melanie Phillips UKIP and the BNP Welcome to the big, big society There's none for you and a ton for me Welcome to the big, big society We've come to set your money free We gave away the currency To HBOS and the TSB. Bought myself a private photographer Bought a bounty hunter for the benefit cheats Made a plan to keep the poor out of the cities And keep them out the universities It's a new austerity for our prosperity Did it over breakfast with the Bullingdon boys We've all been mates since the 1980's Don't give a fuck what greed destroys Welcome to the big, big society There's none for you and a ton for me Welcome to the big, big society We've come to set your labour free It sounds a lot like slavery There's none for you and nine for me Welcome to the big, big society There's none for you and a ton for me Welcome to the big, big society We've come to set your labour free It sounds a lot like slavery There's none for you and nine for me
2.
Tick Tick 01:47
Do you wanna be the first born private nurse Fill the boots in the high st. man Do you wanna be a fee paying holiday nanny For a national citizen Do you wanna go to school til your 25 Learn to spell baccalaureate Do you wanna tell the fella with his face in another face What you're gonna do about that Do you wanna spend your time in the firing line For a shot at the title fight While the mother of the free, fake democracy Eats you up from the inside Do you wanna tell your mucky little dustbin lids They'll be paying til their dying day Cos you fell for the lies of the old school ties And you watched them give the farm away Tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick Defrauded by fraud by abuse of position Fetch the inquisition please While the pay per view physician on his own little mission Brings a nation to it's knees Do you wanna be a mate of the two tier state Government by bring and buy Or do you want immunity from the community Someone tried to organise Tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick Tick tick tick tick
3.
Dumb Bums 02:35
I've had enough of this city life London Bridge is falling down I'm moving to the country got a dog and a wife London Bridge is falling down London's burning someone call the fire brigade London's burning no one's gonna come to your aid Get out from the middle when the sparks ignite London Bridge is falling down We'll put down our heads at the end of the night London Bridge is falling down London's burning someone call the fire brigade London's burning no one's gonna come to your aid Colour coded trash fading from our sight London Bridge is falling down Will I have to stay and die or leave to fight London Bridge is falling down In a fake town where the traffic's red And the lights are always brighter On the pavement where their life has bled They drop their silver paper It's not that I'm getting old but the view from the top doesn't feel as cold And the folks at the top don't rock and the ones at the side don't fit the mould London's burning pour on water No more vermin Rebuild the mortar London's burning Fetch the engine London's failing Patch up the people (rpt) London's burning someone call the fire brigade London's burning no one's gonna come to your aid (x3) London's burning fetch the engine London's failing
4.
BNP Bingo 03:31
Dirty Gertie years ago You could have it any colour you like As long as it was black that's what Henry said And we all had a reason to get out of bed But there was Kelly's eye production line That wasn't enough to move with the times So the foreman said come and get your stuff Now we work when we can but there's never enough And the buzz and the bustle that used to hang around All upped and went when the money left town So it's eyes down for a council house At the BNP BNP bingo Minor thug dealers selling hate by the ounce At the BNP BNP bingo Discontent parasites ready to pounce At the BNP BNP bingo Nothing for a middle line But the right side up suits them just fine You get your's and I'll get mine Let's go I can count to one in Cameron's den Live in a nation run by white men Every time something goes just a little bit wrong Stupid starts singing the same old song They took our house and took our jobs They eat weird meat and don't believe in god Got a nuclear threat from outer space If they could do that why aren't they running the place But the half light, half truth, half wit boys Give you heat not light and hopeless noise So it's eyes down for a council house At the BNP BNP bingo Minor thug dealers selling hate by the ounce At the BNP BNP bingo Discontent parasites ready to pounce At the BNP BNP bingo Nothing for a middle line But the right side up suits them just fine You get your's and I'll get mine Let's go B.I.N.G.O. (rpt until hell freezes over)
5.
Stash 02:40
Get off my back And keep your paws off my stash Enjoy spending my cash And the money won't last Baby baby baby Get your paws off my stash You should not have quit that psychology class Your t shirt's ripped and your friends have all left And your bedrooms full of old broken glass Baby baby baby Baby baby baby Baby baby baby You've got no class So you've got my stash It's as clear as glass So go and tell the cops Better start running real fast Baby baby baby Get your hands off my stash You should not have quit that psychology class Your t shirt's ripped and your friends have all left And your bedrooms full of old broken glass Baby baby baby Baby baby baby Baby baby baby You've got no class Baby baby baby Yeah you drank my blood And now you gotta get out of the hood You smoked my stash spent my cash And now you quit that pyschology class Your bedroom's full of old broken glass Your t shirt's ripped and your friends have no class You've gotta gotta gotta give me back my stash Yeah baby Baby baby baby Baby baby baby Baby baby baby You've just no class
6.
Horrible 03:12
It's horrible It's mean A genetic disorder Yeah a chronic disease We're not content, no We're not serene We're disgusting unshaven unclean Well and truly mean My brain is mashing My head is crashing My skin is itching My body's twitching My word is breaking I'm always faking My bones are aching My colour's fading Yeah we're horrible We're the fist of defiance The product of thieves Conditioned and radical We don't give advice You know we're anything but nice We're the dark in the night We're the a.m the p.m. The noise of the bin men My brain is mashing My head is crashing My skin is itching My body's twitching My word is breaking I'm always faking My bones are aching My colour's fading We're a failure by default We don't rate or hate fate We need some colour in this council estate It's horrible It's horrible Yeah we're negative and mean We're the riot in your brain We're horrible and strangely insane My brain is mashing My head is crashing My skin is itching My body's twitching My word is breaking I'm always faking My bones are aching My colour's fading My body's bleeding The rats are feeding We're always cheating I can't stop screaming Nothing's easy I can't do this
7.
You could be the one I've waited for You could be the reason for this war Violently contemplating things I've never done Fight it out and you could be the one You could be the one who holds the gun Points it at my head and starts to run Threatening the possible which beggars my belief Obvious extraordinary thief You stole my mind I think you'll find You stole my soul And my control You made me sure Of one thing more And now I really know I'm captivated Really know I'm captivated You could be the one I've waited for You could be the reason for this war Fight it out and you could be the one who holds the gun Fight it out and you could be the one You stole my mind I think you'll find You stole my soul And my control You made me sure Of one thing more And now I really know I'm captivated Really know I'm captivated (etc) You could be the You could be the You could be the one (rpt)
8.
Coming Out 02:56
The boys come out at night Replete with armaments With slip on souls and rolled up sleeves A rigid regiment Convention for conversation A soulless script of pointless to relate The boys are back in town So pull their trousers down And bare their arse to destiny and fate The boys come out at night Because that's what they do Nine pints and some Jaegerbombs A bottle of fuck you A concentration of frustration They kick your head with pointy slip on shoes The boys are back in town They're pissed up in the crown With nothing left and nothing more to lose They're coming round again No country for young men A murder of the beaten and the bruised The boys come out at night They had ten thousand men They marched them up to Shooters Hill And locked them in a pen Gave them drugs and occupations Filled them up and emptied out their heads The boys are back in town The old familiar sound Of drunken zombies and the living dead The boys are back in town (x4)
9.
Apostate 03:03
We built a city of gold And no one ever got old And no one ever stood in line And then the tables got turned And we forgot what we'd learned You'll find it happens all the time Sometimes I could seem to be bold Sit down and cry for the things that we'vesold Sometimes time surprises too fast And gives the lie To the things that won't last We sent our children to war We didn't tell them what for You'll find it happens all the time And if you kill to be free Will that make you like me Are we partners in crime? Sometimes I could seem to be cold I don't believe in the things I've been told I can't rely on the things I can see There's just you and me So how should I be? I'm gonna be apostate (rpt ad infinitum)
10.
Outcome I'm the blind ambition of the thoughtless soul I'm the outcome baby I'm the roundest peg in the roundest hole Got no room for maybe I'm the uniform in the college dorm I'm the regulated And he did what he should cos he could when he should I'm the confirmation affirmation There's no space in my life It is black or it is white In the dark doubting night It's still black or it is white I'm the last drinks bell you believe in hell Cos I put it there I'm the outcome baby got no room for maybe you can stop and stare I'm the rationale for the national Got a guarded border I'm the new born dawn I'm the purest born I'm the order order order There's no space in my life It is black or it is white I'm gonna start a fight Is it wrong or is it right I don't want nobody telling me what to do I don't want nobody telling me it was you I don't want nobody telling me what to think And I don't want nobody telling me what to drink There's no space in my life It is black or it is white I'm gonna start a fight Is it wrong or is it right I don't want nobody telling me what to do I don't want nobody telling me it was you I don't want nobody telling me what to think And I don't want nobody telling me what to drink Cheat I get violent when i'm fucked up I get silent when i'm drugged up Want excitement, don't get none, i go wild i don't know what can be done about it if you play the game you get nothing out of it Find out for yourself try to be a goody goody You better cheat cheat No reason to play fair Cheat cheat or don't get anywhere Cheat cheat if you can't win Nobody knows what they are doing It's beyond your control, an' friday night's a ruin If you wanna survive you better learn how to lie Don't use the rules They're not for you, they're for the fools And you're a fool if you don't know that So use the rule you stupid fool You better cheat cheat No reason to play fair Cheat cheat or don't get anywhere Cheat cheat if you can't win Cheat.

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The Benefit Cheats Kingston Upon Thames, UK

We're the Cheats, The Benefit Cheats.
Just punk rockers who didn't stop, no scratch that, won't stop, it's an act of will.

Been around some blocks but this our first recording together. Recorded in no time straight into a big old desk it's raw, like we're playing next door.

Enjoy it, if you want. TBC x
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